February 2011
EVERYTHING IS PRIAPISM AND NOTHING HURTS
shiphassailed:
GPOY
…i just googled priapism. ow.
i think it should change to “everything is priapism and everything hurts”
January 2011
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abrassband-deactivated20110529 asked: Did the pamphlets my fathers sent help you?
abrassband-deactivated20110529 asked: Of course not! I've always had this tumblr!
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abrassband-deactivated20110529 asked: Hi, Samuel! I hear good things about your talent from our mutual followers!
gangsterchangster:
hihocheeriomotherfucker replied to your post: You don’t have to worry, Pres.
I’m sure Tina would like that too.
good lookin’ out, boss.
how come mike gets to keep his nads safe?
You heard it, everyone. Paintball next weekend.
hihocheeriomotherfucker:
BRB, practicing my aim so I can get in some crotch shots.
i’m getting a freakin’ steel cup, i don’t even care about chafing.
Laser tag time with Blaine, Sam and Puck. So...
puckolio:
franken-finn:
If this was paintball, he’d so be asking for it.
right?
i think we should go paintballing next weekend though.
Laser tag time with Blaine, Sam and Puck. So...
ee1991ee:
franken-finn:
ee1991ee:
franken-finn:
Is this some weird slang, or are you actually playing laser tag?
Actual laser tag. I just didn’t have a gif to fit the situation.
Understandable… NIce booty.
finn, stop using gifs of your butt in posts with my name in it.
obama-tier asked: it's a secret
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alittlebunny:
Sam: Hey, Puck.
Puck: Hey.
Sam: So, uhm.
Puck: What?
Sam: Three.
Puck: What are you talking about.
Sam: Tennis balls. I can fit three in my mouth.
Puck:
…what?
obama-tier asked: So I noticed your post about how your life would suck if I died.
IT'S BECAUSE ME AND KURT ATE THE PAOPU FRUIT, SAM.
You're not a true nerd unless you get that reference, btw. If you don't, I'm disowning you.
IT'S BECAUSE ME AND KURT ATE THE PAOPU FRUIT, SAM.
You're not a true nerd unless you get that reference, btw. If you don't, I'm disowning you.
franken-finn asked: Wanna do something today? Get your mind off of shit.
Laser tag?
Laser tag?
wellhellofinnhudson replied to your post:high school musical videos on my dash. suddenly very aware of the fact that the theater kid’s name was evans.
the gay one.
i don’t think that’s really relevant. i just don’t want people to compare me to high school musical characters…
high school musical videos on my dash. suddenly...
and then sam came online after a long day of...
Squidward and Spongebob porn on my dash.
ahlisa:
bohemianmoon:
Sam is so awkward hahahaha
soldmysoultoradio:
-biebercut:
): don’t make fun of me.
I’m not making fun of you. It’s cute!
is it…?
Sam is so awkward hahahaha
): don’t make fun of me.
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Spell your full name without an...
nowizardry:
tangeriney:
pitchjoe:
Joph Bhip
H BB
(via billie-joe)
O TWT
VN
my first name didn’t even make it.
holy hangover batman aaaaugh.
waitwhyme:
Morning?
it’s actually evening now, isn’t it?
holy hangover batman aaaaugh.
waitwhyme asked: Have you seen Puck?
IN THE HAL NAKES RIGHT NOW
are we gettin nakje now or is tahat justy ou?
I just had sex (in santana's bathroom) and it felt...
mistersassy:
seriously bro satnana’s gonna kill you
imbored and a little left otu.
waitwhyme:
-biebercut:
drpepperismydentist:
eat some piees.
…wat
Sam (right?) come have a shot!
i’ll pass bodyshots are weird for me. unles you mean just a regular shot in which case woohoo.
imbored and a little left otu.
drpepperismydentist:
eat some piees.
…wat
imbored and a little left otu.
puckolio replied to your post:okay fuond doritos. also i’ll watch but i’m passing on body hsots.
lol doritos
fuck you man theyre; delicisou
okay fuond doritos. also i'll watch but i'm...
OMG KURT'S VOICE SOUND SO SEXUAL IN THIS. IS THAT...
drpepperismydentist:
-biebercut:
kurt’s voice alwys sounds sexual.
he’s really hot.
He is I made out woth himn
don’t do that agin please.
OMG KURT'S VOICE SOUND SO SEXUAL IN THIS. IS THAT...
kurt’s voice alwys sounds sexual.
he’s really hot.
hihocheeriomotherfucker replied to your post: santana do you have doritso?
KITCHEN, IMMA SEX
kay.
brbfinn gonna gfind some doritos.
santana do you have doritso?
Dude. I have weed!
gucciandbanana:
-biebercut:
franken-finn:
-biebercut:
franken-finn:
Not sharing.
assface
I’ll share with you. Come sit outside with me.
kayu
…Sam.
yes?
Dude. I have weed!
franken-finn:
-biebercut:
franken-finn:
Not sharing.
assface
I’ll share with you. Come sit outside with me.
kayu
i think taht puck is supressing something serious...
puckolio:
NO.
i think so but whateves.
Dude. I have weed!
franken-finn:
Not sharing.
assface
i think taht puck is supressing something serious...
Sam Evans: Former Football Superstar and Glee... →
puckolio:
puckolio:
-biebercut:
puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied…
STILL DUDE STILL. WE ARE BROS.
so icn’t thingk you’re good lookign?
and stop replying and stjust reblog it’s hard tocopy and [paster.
everyone thinks i’m good…
you said you wanted my junk.
ok ok ok as long as there aren’t any dreams
i don’t hink i did. and what...
puckolio:
-biebercut:
puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied…
STILL DUDE STILL. WE ARE BROS.
so icn’t thingk you’re good lookign?
and stop replying and stjust reblog it’s hard tocopy and [paster.
everyone thinks i’m good looking.
but you probably have dreams about pulling on my mohawk while we do it.
and bros don’t do that bro
dude...
puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied…
STILL DUDE STILL. WE ARE BROS.
so icn’t thingk you’re good lookign?
and stop replying and stjust reblog it’s hard tocopy and [paster.
puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied…
no thanks you’d like it
dude why awre you still onthis? i’m not gonan do anythign.
puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied to your post: puckolio replied…
pansy
bite me dued.